3 Odd Things You Can Take out a Policy On

If you’re famous and you’re making boatloads of money thanks to one distinctive physical feature, it makes a lot of sense to want to protect your livelihood by insuring it. Mariah Carey’s legs, Keith Richards’ fingers, Dolly Parton’s breasts, and Ben Turpin’s crossed eyes were said to have been covered by a hefty insurance at one point.

2. Your Wedding
Do you have reasons to believe your wedding venue might go up in flames the night before your wedding? Insure your big day! That way, you won’t have to worry you may be sinking truckloads of cash into serious setbacks that can stop people from saying “I do.”

3. The Paranormal
Convinced you will someday be abducted by aliens? Concerned you could be swallowed by the Loch Ness monster while on vacation? Dead sure you will need to fend off a Yeti attack when you least expect it? Get a policy with Simon Burgess!

Burgess sells policies that cover werewolf and vampire transformations, virgin births, and alien abduction. So you can make a claim, you’ll have to present photographic or video evidence, come up with a reliable witness, and pass a lie detector test.

Does the fact you can take out a policy against a possible alien abduction mean you can insure your unusual groomsmen gift ideas as well? It could, but first, you’ll have to look for Best of luck!

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